Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her and that conversation soon after and I am only remembering it now that I am looking at her nipple….

I used to get a lot of hate mail back when people read the site about Lily Allen, because I wrote something about her miscarriage being an abortion or something like that…and women hate when you say a miscarriage is an abortion…it’s considered heartless and misogynistic, instead of a practical way to get rid of a kid you don’t want without pissing off all the anti abortion people…

I don’t even remember my own joke, it was years ago but as it turns out – the stars have aligned and she flashed her nipple on snapchat and reminded how much I don’t give a fuck about Lily Allen

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