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2017

05

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Whenever I think about life problems, I realize the solution is simple, adopt an Communist born and raised Chinese Olympic trained, but not Olympic sent because 40,000 other girls were better than her, gymnast at 17,, become her dad, then Woody Allen her and make her your wife at 18, once trust and love is established….because as a trained Olympic athlete who never made it, she’s got the insecurities of letting down her country, the athleticism you’d want in any woman, the discipline and the willingness to do hard work….making cleaning the house, or posting the site, or getting a beer out of the fridge a hell of a lot easier…

Unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to save or adopt anyone, but sometimes I try to bring homeless women over to wash and nurture like I am their mother bird, but homless people unlike bright, trained robotic, Chinese people…are crazy, disgusting, addicts who have thrown feces at me…

It’s the bootleg adoption…that lasts a few hours and that sometimes gets me a blowjob….filled with fear that my already stump of a dick will get officially ripped off…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Kesha and Taylor Swift are BFFs…or some other who Gives the Fuck Unless I see the Sex Tape Shit..
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LG’s TV Wallpaper
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Alec Baldwin Realizes his Mocking of Trump is Bad
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Catherine McNeil’s Breasts
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Abandoned Puppy’s Story of Survival
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Arianny Celeste Slutty Fake Tits Pics for Social Media
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Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford Lose it at Interview
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