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2017

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my day was not cumming inside a girl and asking her whether her panties are caked with my cum as she works her job at the grocery store cashier…standing all day…

The highlight of my day was thinking that while looking into the grocery store girl’s eyes….telepathically letting her know the deal…you know because I am a romantic….and creepy can come in your head, not verbalized, without the rape and assault…

I mean the amount of asses I see in spandex pants walking, bowling, dancing, shit plays out in slow motion in my head…

Like why else do great asses wear spandex…because great asses know they are great asses…that’s why.

Here are some morning links in the morning….yooooooooo

SELENA – The BITCH WHO MADE J.LO – GETS STAR ON WALK OF FAME 40 Years After She Died
CLICK HERE

Asshole Dog of the Day
CLICK HERE

100 People Try Durian
CLICK HERE

Amber Tamblyn Doesn’t Defend RACIST David Cross
CLICK HERE

Kate Bosworth is Some Kind of Wonderful
CLICK HERE

Whores Play Twister
CLICK HERE

David Blaine Rapes Models
CLICK HERE

LUPITA got Fucked by Weinstein
CLICK HERE

The New Justice League Poster
CLICK HERE

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