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2017

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The older I get, now this is going to sound preachy, but the older I get, the less substantial my morning erections are….if they even happen…and they usually don’t…for so many reasons…like hormonal…maybe overall health…circulatory…diabetes, obesity, alcoholism…but when they do happen…like ships sailing past in the night…I never have girls willing to send me nudes to make that erection count…and I’m sure as hell not going to use it on my wife..or looking at my wife…

Which reminds me of a better time, when girls were sending nudes, I had that shit working like a faucet, just a “show me your pussy”…and they’d send me their pussy…but now..it turns into a political debate like debate club while I hate debate club….about how bad and basic of a man I am…when girl doesn’t grasp…we’re basically dealing with a resurrection of christ moment here…my erection…he comes around so rarely…let’s not scare him away.

Yet…he’s always scared away….

We’re in dark times, everyone seems more perverted and exhibitionist, but I’m struggling to stay afloat, recruiting even just one spread ass pic….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hijab Barbie is My New Porn
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George Takei is Sorry for Sounding Like a Creepy Old Gay
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Mick Jagger’s 22 Year Old Girlfriend
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Chastain Big TITS…
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No One Gives a Fuck About this Record Breaking Thing
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Jorgie Porter in a Slutty Calendar Shoot
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Christmas Ad of the Day
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The Most Future Famous Couple I’ve Never Heard of
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Cards Against Humanity VS Trump
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Doutzen Kroes in lingerie of the Day
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How to Get Into the Last Hef Playboy Mansion Party
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