Some people want to be home for the holidays, or I guess what was once called home for Christmas, before Christmas became non-inclusive enough for all the other religions, who I guess were the Minority and found it rude to not be included in the Starbucks Christmas cup, even though a little pervert climbing down trees to lure naughty girls to be good girls and rewarding good girls with gifts under the tree, instead of into his van has pretty much nothing to do with Jesus at all…or his birth…really…

I just want to be a homewrecker for the holidays, you know find those strained relationships, the ones with the cracks in them from all the years of resentment and jump my 300 pound ass on them, so finding those miserable, sad, disappointed, exhausted women is key…I start at the grocery store, but I see them everywhere, now it’s just a matter of seducing them…or framing their husbands having sex with women to seduce them…but first they have to stop threatening to mace me when they see me outside their houses…or walking behind them in the park…

Homewrecking for the Holidays…a complicated task….but like Santa, I’m committed.

Here are some stepLINKS….

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