I’ve been thinking a lot about my 2018 resolutions….I mean in the last few minutes because I believe everyday is a disappointment groundhog day facing the same nonsense struggles…

I’ve thought “2018, I’ll beat diabetes by getting my prediabetic ass on a ketosis clean diet and fitness program”….cuz I don’t want to die

I’ve though “2018, I’ll take Drunkenstepfather, a dying art form no one recognizes as an art form, even though people who are celebrated as artists are far less consistent than me, mainstream and get rich with book deals”..

But the only thing I’m going to actually try and commit to is getting anus pics of girls on social media – because the anus, as I’ve mentioned, is the gateway to the girl’s soul…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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