I guess it’s officially 2018….
Which means one year closer to death…
Which means one more year to either disappoint yourself or make something happen…to reflect on not investing in Bitcoin and figuring out where Right Said Fred is today…
Which means you survived the opiate laced street drugs…that you probably didn’t take because you were at home watching Dick Clark, or whoever they’ve replaced him with, some Dick Clark AI in the form of Seacrest…watchign Maria Menounos marry her gay husband no one cares about because no one cares about Maria Menounos and her Clickbaiting…
Which means you probably didn’t get laid last night, setting you up to not get laid for the next year, because you’re on a website….looking for tits…assuming anyone is out there, something I doubt…but you never know…
Happy New Year you useless fucks here are some official hangover links cuz this motherfucker drank a lot of cheap sparkling wine last night but didn’t die – even though I tried..
Dumb Girl Shoots Fireworks Out her Window
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Kylie Jenner ALready Had her Kid
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How Fleetwood Mac Makes a Song
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Clickbait Pussy!
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New Year New You!
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Alex Jones VS Amazon Alexa
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Heli Biking in British Columbia
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Verne Troyer’s Mini Tesla
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Best News Bloopers of 2017
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