Alessandra Ambrosio must still really drive sales for Victoria’s Secret, because otherwise I’m sure they would have canned her on her 40th birthday, because as we know, being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie model can be viewed as either really impressive, like “wow, that girl can pull off bikini and lingerie at 40, that’s insanity, she must have a really good face injector plastic surgeon, workout regimen, access to biohacking medicine, cuz that’s not normal, let’s celebrate her”……GIVE THIS GIRL A BOOK DEAL…

Or as “damn bitch, you’re 40, put your damn robe on and focus on being a mom to your 15 year old, we get it your fit, skinny, whatever, but it’s weird to want to be bikini clickbait”…except that the brand pays her millions upon million a year…so it all makes sense and as long as she’s not fat in her quest to get half naked…I’ll still stare…and really even if she got fat I’d still stare…

If anything I want to showcase her to make all the other 40 year olds aging like shit realizing that they are fucking pathetic failures, lazy as fuck slobs, who don’t have what it takes to deserve being fucked….since most moms pretend the pregancy made them fat…when really they made themselves fat and liked it so stayed that way…

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