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2018

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I walked home from a drunken adventure at 7 am, thinking damn, I’m a champion at 50, like Heidi Klum is to wearing bathing suits, I am to being a drunken degenerate who gets home at 7 am not even after a night of fucking, I’m too old for that….but it was nice to see some hot mom with a great ass walking her kid to daycare or school, partially because of the great ass, but mainly because I’d rather be walking home at 7 am drunk, than walking some unappreciative piece of expensive shit to daycare after listening to him whine the entire morning while getting him ready….because he’s an unappreciative fuck who doesn’t realize how much his parents have to work just to keep a roof over his damn head….for the first time, I feel like I’ve made the right life choices…to ultimately suck at life but to every dark side there is a light

Here are some morning links…even though it’s 1 pm, but dude’s in their 50s who get home at 7 am, need their beautifying rest

Smart Ferret Opens Drawer
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Crash Avoided!
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Rob Lowe VS Bella THorne
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Woman Almost Hit by a Car
DON’T CLICK HERE

Hailey Baldwin Skinny Legs Shopping
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The Ultimate Paper Airplane
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