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2018

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Jan

Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf Nipples on the Phone

Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody…

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross…

She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody…

Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody…

I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits.

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