Whenever I see flashing lights outside my house, even though I don’t do anything illegal, I always think the cops are going to break down my door and come after me. I don’t think it’s narcissism – I think it’s just some weird paranoia that I am going to be inconvenienced in my night of drinking on my soiled couch….where I’ll have to put on a shirt and pants and deal with the whole legal system…
Last night, the old lady in the apartment down the hall from me slipping on ice, the ambulance came to save her…and I saw the lights, turned off all my lights and spent an hour in the fucking closest..hoping to not get caught….something I am sure anyone visiting this site knows all too much about…but you’re in a different kind of closet.
My life is far less exciting than when I’d leave the house to try to get girls to flash me their tits…but with this computer…tits are everywhere….and it’s cold out there…
Here are some morning links…
Goldie Hawn – Grandma Porn…
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Quentin Tarantino on that Uma Car Crash
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Eagles Quarterback Proposed After Superbowl Win
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In case you Missed it – That UMA Car Crash
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The CEO of Pepsi – A Woman – Getting Hate for Saying Doritos are for Dudes
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This Slackline Wedding is Just Dumb as Fuck
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Pam Anderson in a Short Skirt
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Sarah Silverman is No Longer Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter’s StepMom
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Newsweek Raided for Serving Video Ads on BOT Traffic, something ALL the big Publishers Do and Make Millions Doing…
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