I run a really janky operation…

Last night I realized that my contact form doesn’t work on the site…and has probably never worked on the site…since 2012…when I put the contact form on the site…

How was I to know…it’s not like people could email me to ask if I got the email…

Even though it says the emails went through, I never got them….because I am terrible at details and running a business.

I realize that I probably would have never got any emails from the contact form regardless of it working…but it would have been nice knowing what emails I did get…

There may have been more than Nigerian princes….maybe ad deals, maybe business deals, maybe I would be rich…

I have all these visions that I missed out on great offers….but truth is no one cares enough to email me…I assume…

Instead, I am a man who runs a site no one can really contact by clicking contact…which is semi liberating in a leave me the fuck alone context…

But Pretty fucking typical idiot behavior for someone who updates a site daily and would like to get fucking paid, or opportunities….

It’s better to know that you weren’t emailed than to think you were but never got it…I feel like a fat chick sitting by the phone for a date only to realize the phone was unplugged….what if calls happened that I never got, but that the people calling think I got…OH MY GOD…EAT MY FEELINGS EAT MY FEELINGS….

So if you’ve tried to email me NUDES, Business Deals, Money, Adveritsing Opportunities, Offers to buy this site off me so I can nap more, Movie Deals, Exclusive gossip tits, friendship requests, and all that good stuff – email CONTACT (at) Drunkenstepfather.com

Unless I missed my chance…which I likely did..

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