I may not be a religious man, especially not by god fearing / god loving standards…if anything I have no spirituality or soul and think that worshipping a man as a god is pretty fucking homo…on the level of a teen girl going nuts for Bieber…but when I wake up with an erection, like I was still a teenager, for whatever mystical reason, because as an old man with health issues, waking up with an erection is a very rare thing, I celebrate our lord and savior through a tribal dance I call trying to jerk off like a pervert in a public place…with speed and efficiency…what other better way to celebrate a higher power…that my masturbation dance…I mean other than owning a 365 day a year Christmas themed store…or starting a church…I mean that’s real devotion…while mine is just perversion that can only be explained by the hand of a higher power….

Either way Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING…

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