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2018

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

THe wifi I steal was out this morning, which was really annoying because I had to try to break into the neighbor I steal from’s house and to unplug the wifi machine…only I am about as tactile and agile as a brick, and while trying to find an open window to crawl into, the other neighbors caught me, asked me what I was doing, to which I paused and thought to myself “seriously what the hell am I doing, it’s just the fucking internet, who cares”…so I went back inside and stared at the wall…until now…when it’s back on and alive and as uneventful as every day before it…because ultimately the internet fucking sucks and nothing that happens on it is interesting or exciting as it was back in the 90s internet when I should have been dot com billionaire-ing myself…but instead I had a stripper addiction..and used the internet to try to get nudes from ravers off raver message boards….but I’ve seen many people crawl out of the internet and become very rich which is about as rewarding as you’d expect it to be….fuck the internet…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Pauley Perrette is Sending Death Threats to Ex Husband,,
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The World’s Most Stylish Dog
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The Fattest Actress Ever Wants to Play a Super Hero – PORKY THE DONUT EATER – Is My Guess
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Parrot Talks to Alexa
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Dog Saves Drowning Friend
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GET STONED WITH THEM WILLING GIRLS
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GET CBD.
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Dog Gets a Ball Pit Maed for Him
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Frances Bean Cobain’s Divorce
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Antonio Banderas’ NYC Apartment
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