Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her interesting, fun and apparently naked.

I googled her once, and found out that she has Twin Peaks fetish, she looks good in her posts, she’s does some funny, obscure quirky things, it’s what you’d want in someone to follow on social media, but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with taste….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine, is probably what she tells all her family and friends, because despite people liking the band or the band being hugely famous…I don’t believe that can possibly be true…because they are so fucking awful..

But Paige Elkington is not…she’s good.

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