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2018

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always a weird experience when you open up your friend’s cupboard to grab something to eat when you’re at his house drinking….only to find a penis pump….

I am well aware of a penis pump’s purpose or why he would have a penis pump…but it’s something I associate with homos…

I am not against be friending homos…that’s not the point…it’s just always weird to find out your friend of 35 years is a homo….via finding his penis pump…that you weren’t even looking for…

Making things weirder, he’s the one who directed me to that cupboard to get the food, knowing that was his storage place for his penis pump…

Moreover…who the fuck stores their penis pump next to their mixed nuts…I mean actual mixed nuts..that you eat…

Life is an ever changing discovery….

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Police Chase a Stolen Military Vehicle
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Dylan Farrow is a Pain in the Ass
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Cop Runs Over Suspect
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Police Beat a Dude in an Apartment
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Iggy Azalea’s Weird Ass
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Jared Leto’s New Movie….
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Naomi Campbell NIP SLIP
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NERD NEWS OF THE DAY
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Oh Shit…Britney Spears Bikini Wedgie Erotica
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Lauren Godger Got Big Boobs
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Base Jump Backflip
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Very Cool Cloud Formation
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