It’s the morning – get your fitness on….

The hottest thing I saw last night was 4 fat black women built like Precious, wearing the tightest straight from Miami dresses, that you see the instagram whores promoting, like real deal stripper gear….walking so fucking slow while taking up the sidewalk that even I was able to get past them, despite being the kind of guy who 80 years old walk briskly past when they aren’t even walking briskly, in a “I’m dying I can’t do this walking thing” thanks to my years of abusing myself with smoking, booze and obesity…

Well…one of the fat black girls had a watermelon phone case, like it was a piece of watermelon, because either bitch was into Watermelon and being a cliche…or she was being racist….but whatever the reason, based on her sheer size, that Watermelon iphone case should have been fried chicken, just because on a caloric level, it made more sense as a racist iphone case that may just be an authentic and true iphone case…but that white people probably found offensive cuz white people are offended by everything as they fight for the right to inclusivity.

In more interesting news, all their fat asses were hanging out of their tight ten sizes too small dresses, so racist iphone case or not…the experience was disgusting….but not to my friend…who pays fat black women to smother him, despite being married and having a family, because he’s got that weird as fuck fetish….white people…

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