I am living the curse of the fat chick….

Last night, I was walking the pug, I mean barely walking, more standing until he peed so I could go back inside and stare at the wall…and I was scrolling on the GRAM as I do during periods of extreme depression and boredom….and I came across, or scrolled across, the coming comes later, not it doesn’t, but anyway – I came across a pic of a fat as fuck chick posing in a bikini and I laughed out loud, or LOLed as the kids are calling it these days…only to hear “what’s so funny” from behind me and I look over and there’s a fucking fat chick dressed in normal sized chick cloths, just larger in size….tits up to her chin to distract from her 60 pounds of fat….and for a second I felt like a teen busted jerking off to his dad’s pornos…only to remember I don’t know this angry fat bitch…get the fuck out of here…

THEN in a second incident…same day…same walk….I hopped on a call, you know me ABC…Always be Closing…and talked big money deals with the Venture Capitalists and Investors I talk to….aka my friend on welfare and I sad something like “did you get the Fat Check”…or something like “What you gonna do with the fat check”….only to see about 5 feet away from me…another fat chick…a different fat chick in plain clothes….which I guess isn’t shocking because everyone is fat now…THANKS SUGAR, HORMONES IN THE FOOD, COMPUTERS MAKING US LAZY and all that good stuff…

Anyway, I could tell this fat chick was mad because she thought whatever I said about fat checks I was saying about fat chicks…HER….such narcissism, I know…I thought fat girls were supposed to hate themselves…needless to say, she was just waiting for her half black kid, cuz I guess black guys like fat white girls for breeding and was just mad at her life choices not some fat guy screaming about Fat Checks mistakenly heard as Fat Chicks by a fat chick….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

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