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2018

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s hard to not hate myself knowing that I was on the internet in 1995…I built my first website for an HTML class at a community college in 1997….I ran a website in 2000 for a clothing company….but wasn’t very good at it, but I understood the basics, knew the future was that but instead of creating a business when every single online business was possible…during that second internet crash….I took to drinking and partying….and wasting my time on message boards and chat rooms and MSN messenger, ICQ and AOL…trying to get nudes before digital cameras and nudes were really possible….I’d watch porn, lots of porn from Teen Models and celebs…watching them load slow on dial up….waiting for the pussy section….but never launching businesses…

Even this DrunkenStepfather site was a joke, not a business, it was on Blogger…which google bought and ended up shutting me down…but before they did I had my own site running…still never a business…..while Facebook, Myspace, Instagram, Uber, Paypal, fucking everything including Amazon happened.

It’s like I was sitting there on the sidelines of this total revolution, where money was being thrown at people, and I even knew a bit about it…but instead…chose to be a loser..

It’s weird to think about.

RIP R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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I Can’t Believe This is a Fucking Thing You Sick Fucks
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Slutty Bartender Fights Off Grab from Pervert
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Kayaking Down a Waterslide
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Marriage is Expensive as Shit
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Hilarious Public Urinals in France
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Sluts in Bikinis in Miami
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Taylor Swift Celebrates 1 Year of Being Groped
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Thw World YoYo Championships are Still a Thing
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Firefighter Saves Small Dog…
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This is my favorite News Story Featuring Fucking Idiots….
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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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