Micaela Schafer is a German, and I assume this is what Hitler had in mind for his people 80 years ago when he was drafting up his Master Plan…

You know, a woman who tattoos hearts onto her nipples, and is naked all the fucking time for attention, because every country needs their own Phoebe Price…a woman who you don’t really know why she’s at these events or in the paparazzi, but at these events and in the paparazzi!

I would say it’s magical, but it’s not, I am not into this look, it’s dated and unnecessary. We have instagram for the next Generation…but it’s still a naked chick with bolt on tits in her 40s and that should be what every 40 year old should be doing…at least when grocery shopping when I am grocery shopping…it would make grocery shopping interesting.

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