My original reason for starting this site back in 20004, and it really was a better reason that why I have this site and updated it daily in 2018, was to produce videos. I wanted to do what are now known as viral videos. Documentaries, Dramas, Trolls, awkwardness….but making videos cost too much money, required too much work, and got me no praise because they were all shit….
Well yesterday, I thought about bringing the videos back, producing more videos, finally following my dream for DrunkenStepfather.com, eventually becoming a network like NBC, like I’m Ted Turner or Rupert Murdoch…
So I wanted to do a test run and walk up to every woman I saw on the street, dressed like they were going to work, or school, or who knows what people do, but you know just waiting for the bus, or a friend, on the corner…and I propositioned them for sex, you know treat em like a prostitute….by asking them how much they cost for an hour….I figure the comedy would happen with their reactions, especially when trying to get the elderly on their way to church meetings to fuck you for money….it really just writes itself…
But then I remembered a story I read about a wife who was leaving her husband for sexual assault, because after 9 years of marriage, she read that sex when drunk is rape, and realized her and her husband’s first two or three times fucking, back when they were in college so she decided that he had raped her twice and their relationship built on lies, so she took him to court, got half of everything, labeled him a rapist and is now in a relationship with her boss who just bought her a new BMW, while her ex struggles to make child support payments…
And I realized, that although it’s the perfect time to sexualize women and act like they are all hookers, because really they are, everything is transactional…
It’s not worth the headache, and a vine star probably already did it…
So instead of producing videos for you, I bring you the stepLINKS of the Day in the morning, in the form of a Hangover Dump, which happens when you drink too much, pass out and wake up ready to shit yourself…the LINK version…
Celebs React to Kanye Like we Care
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Rachel ZOE Nip
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Lesbians Recreate ALIEN in their Baby Photos
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Rachel McCord in a Bathing Suit
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Country Slut of the Day
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Jessica Biel Gets Work
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Shauna Sexton Still Paid to Fuck Affleck
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The Most Illegal Move in Wrestling
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The Dumbest Video of the Day – HOW TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE
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Kiki Challenge in Short Shorts
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People Like Vaping? Do You Like Getting Fucked Up? Get a Discount Vape Pen
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Do YOU like Not Feeling Pain? – USE CODE “DRUNKEN” for Discount – DO IT!
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Do You Like Sports Betting? Bet on Them!
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