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2018

06

Nov

Rachel Bilson on a Titty Nature Walk of the Day

Rachel Bilson may look 100 years old because she is 100 years old…and a little more weathered than the average celebrity because when she was at the peak of her fame she went out to Canada with her Captor and made babies…it was the premise of the hit Canadian Movie “ROOM” that made that actress I don’t find hot, but who is now in action movies, an Oscar Winner now in Action movies…I can’t remember her name and I’m not gonna google it..

This is about Summer Rachel Bilson from the OC, a show I used to watch and relate to college girls at the cheap beer college nights when I was 20 years too old for college…a show I don’t really remember but apparently Micha Barton died on it…and ended up on The Hills…which is definitely some kind of hell….while this one, the hotter one….goes on hikes with her mom tits out…all blurry so you don’t see her wrinkles…in an era of everyone with face injections…seeing a 35 year old face is like seeing a 90 year old face…I don’t know how to interpret it.

I guess this is what it looks like when you set a captive free…and I’m talking about her titties.

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