I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2018

06

Dec

Jolina Pollex Likes Tomatos of the Day

Her name is Jolina Pollex. She looks fun. Like a Salad You’d Like to Toss even if it could give you E.Coli and make you shit out your soul until you die a pretty quick death…which would be worth it because you know you got to get with Jolina Pollex….whoever that is….or this is…..you just know she’s better than anything you’ve had and that it’s ok to tap out at your peak rather than to live the mediocre life you’ve chosen to live….Jolina Pollex gives hope.

Posted in:Jolina Pollex

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!