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2018

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When I read stories about kids making 22 million dollars a year doing unboxing videos, or instagram meme accounts making 5 million dollars a year with their relatable meme content, part of me gets mad, not because I want commercial success or feel like I deserve it for being on the internet with a website since 2004.

I didn’t really go after a marketable angle with the website….”DrunkenStepfather” is the anti-relatable content…and I’ve always posted tits and linked to porn long before it was millennial ironic….

Being unrelateable with jokes one percent of people understand…came naturally to me because I had no friends in actual real life and always just made people feel awkward…You have to be really obvious in your jokes to get the audience…and I hate that shit…

But the same amount of work put into relatable content could have set me up with a beach house or something…I mean I wouldn’t mind a beach house….and all the other things that come with money…like heating, hot water, hookers, endless booze….not actually having to work and taking my troll to the next level…you know putting some budget into my troll…would be nice…but the brand money is going to all the other cunts out there with their sesame street level of edgy cuz they realized cashing in is smarter on a personal life goals level….

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