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2018

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good thing about living in a cold fucking country is that there’s less random rapes.

The rapes are limited to people you know, people at parties…maybe some you are alone with watching movies after a tinder swipe….cuz getting people out of their snowsuits and ready to be raped…this goes for both men and women is not as easy as a Southern State where the girls walk around half naked like a bunch of sluts…

That’s not to say that girls who are half naked as a function of the weather are asking for it, or deserve it more than girls in the North…I am saying that the one good thing about cold weather…is less random rapes…

You know in Florida you can be a homeless rapist walking the beach, with showers all over the place to wash off…while the girls walk around pantsless…making it real easy for a homeless pervert on drugs to over power the girl…..in Canada…when it is below zero…the homeless people are half dead trying to get into shelters to not die….they have priorities….survival…no time to recreationally think about their boners…and the only boners that are unwanted entering vaginas are those of people you know…way easy to call the police on….

I guess what I am saying is that maybe the low crime rate in Canada has nothing to do with gun laws, cuz people can get guns…and everything to do with freezing our fucking dicks off and hibernating 9 months of the year.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas….here are some morning links…

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