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2019

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am so irrelevant on social media, and in live, I mean I like to consider myself relevant in my home, at least to my dog, that fucker loves me every time he wants to eat, but as a concept, on a global level…I am irrelevant….So irrelevant that the only tweets I get are from months ago when I commented on some post by some media outlet about rapist getting off because girl was wearing sexy panties, I mean we all get off to sexy panties, but they were saying the sexy panties was proof she wanted to get laid…and I agreed…because I know women and if they are going on a date with potential of sex, they are going to wear sexy panties…if they are going on a date with someone they don’t want to fuck, they are in the biggest softest, period stained comfortable panties…it’s a fact..

Some fat chick wrote me saying she wears her g-string because it makes her feel great…not for sex..to which I said….that’s not a g-string….it just fits that way…fatty…

Because fat jokes isn’t fat shaming…it’s fun.

Louis CK Gave Some Chef an STD and Deals with it in a Pretty Funny Way – His Best Comedy Yet.
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Shooting at a Mall in UTAH Footage
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Chris Pratt Jesus Freak Engaged to Katherine Schwarzenegger
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Female UFC Fighter Beats a Dude who Tried to Rob Her
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MORNING TITTIES
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Jeff Bazos’ Girlfriend in a Bikini and She Is Not Worth 75 Billion Dollars
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Alex Daddario Not Hot in See Through Dress
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Travis Scott Bribes NFL
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Tire Falls Off Rim
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Old White Trash Karaoke Video to Bring in the Day
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