Thanks to alcoholism – I was up early and overheard the Oscar Nominations.
I want to make it clear that I do not care about the Oscars. I think they are a fucking joke and te last 10 years they have pandered….
It’s just that the radio, yes…a radio…was on and they aired it while I was trying to no bleed out from whatever hangover dump I was experiencing…not that you care…
When I heard “Black this, Black That, Lady Gaga (for viewers they need), black that, Mexico this”….I laughed…and said “obviously”….but that was because I saw my penis…the Oscars don’t deserve my laughs…
Then when I heard Melissa McCarthy was nominated – I laughed…not because she’s the comedic acttress of our generation but because when we’re nominating Melissa McCarthy for awards besides the pie eating contest, it’s funny to me….
The whole thing is a marketing lie and the good news is that 12 people will watch it, all in their 80s…so it’s not even news…
It’s just a nice Reminder that Hollywood is holding on by a string and will be replaced soon…
I like seeing old, archaic, elitist, overpaid shit fall apart slow and stead…and I also like seeing reality stars become your President.
It is amazing….
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