That dude Lea Michele has Jacked Up her face…and really solidified her parent’s plan for her, like the Polynesians and their lady boys they created in families that had too many boys, when they needed a girl to help with lady work, so that they assigned them that gender despite having male genitals…it’s a cultural thing…google it….

Lea Michele’s parents knew her hard face would be able to succeed as a woman…and now she’s on a bachelorette party paid for by a brand with people like Emma Roberts…in bikinis…pretending to be friends…when they all probably hate each other….showing off her new face thanks to face injections and I guess body….and the whole thing is so magical and romantic…isn’t it…

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