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2019

28

Feb

Selma Blair is Topless of the Day

Selma Blair Topless Vanity Fair

Selma Blair…is making a comeback, getting lots of Media Hype for busting out a Cane to show the world she’s got MS….because according to her the top Neurologist in NYC found lesions on her brain, and that there is in no way a chance she’s faking it for attention…which is too bad…because I am always up for a good media troll even when it exploits disease and retardations…or really anything because it is funny to see the media pander when you know you’re just tricking them. I’m a jokester like that….

Well…as it turns out Disabled is the new Abled…Handicap is handicapable….fat models broke through the system and shut down hot models…saying “we don’t need any of you”…and now Diseased talent….is coming through strong…because brands need to be inclusive…everyone needs their voice heard…empowerment everywhere…

So we know any role of someone with MS will go to Selma Blair…even if she’s acting through her MS and laying her MS on thick…

Her career’s got second life…And now you can stare at her little MS titties…little boy titties…real small titties…smaller than the smallest tits…thanks to generating as much attention as she can to herself.

Here she is with her pimp cane on the red carpet..
Selma Blair Pimp Cane

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