I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yea man social media is the fucking devil on all levels, like when my friend was in an online relationship with some twat who went onto be a sex worker, if she wasn’t a sex wokr before they met and he was just one of her elaborate seductions to get money, maybe she got off on it, but I guess he got off on it to…because he’d always tell me abut how she would send him nudes, and insane messages about love and he was won the fuck over, caught in her web of lies…..then one day he decided to look at the archive of nudes, she had sent him hundreds of nudes, all while telling him they were for him, even tough I warned him that he was probably not the dude inspiring the nude, and that it was more an assembly line operation, where she bangs out a bunch of nudes and archives them for when she’s talking to 30-50 different dudes..but he didn’t believe me or my warnings…that never trust the internet she’s probably a dude…a lesson we all learned in the 90s when the internet was weird….anyway…one day he goes through the archives and all, every singe one of the nudes was from 2014. Bitch didn’t remove the time stamp on the nudes and was recycling harder than those homeless people who collect cans…desperate to recycle…their addictions depend on it…

That story..always makes me laugh…so if you’re out there sexting and collecting nudes…make sure bitch is holding up today’s newspaper……if you’re a millennial and don’t know what a newspaper is…ask your local corner store…and ultimately…who cares when the nude was taken…so long as it was taken…a pussy from 2014 isn’t deception..it is still a pussy to jack off to…

Encourage all nudes – from any and all eras.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Diane Von Furstenberg on Fucking Richard Gere….
CLICK HERE

Disturbing Painting
CLICK HERE

You’ve Been eating Pineapple Wrong
CLICK HERE

Dirty Dog
CLICK HERE

Champagne Glasses Tower Fail
CLICK HERE

Suspect spits on Cop – Cop Knocks Him Out
CLICK HERE

In Lame News – J.Lo and A.Rod are Engaged
CLICK HERE

Transporting Couch with Two Bikes
CLICK HERE

Buffy the Vampire is 22 Today – Which Means Sarah Michelle Gellar is 60
CLICK HERE

Bruce Willis’ New House
CLICK HERE

Cops Get Called When Pancreatic Cancer Patient Smokes Weed in Hospital
CLICK HERE

Ball Balancing Chihuaha
CLICK HERE

Morena Baccarin in a Silly Pants Off Outfit
CLICK HERE

Nude Scenes From Movies – The Screen Shots – So Much Good
CLICK HERE

Woman Attacked by Jaguar She Tried to Selfie With
CLICK HERE

Told He Has Hours to Live From a Doctor Robot….
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

Loading...