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2019

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Most days I wake up amazed I am still alive….other days I wake up assuming I am dead and that this is some Groundhog day shit where things just keep cycling out like some purgatory…that isn’t starring Natasha Lyonne, cuz she is old now and doesn’t release enough big titty content despite having big titties…that crackhead…

Day in, Day out…same shit different tits…and I guess things could be worse, I could have an actual job raping my soul…like all of you…instead I just slowly waste away waiting for my big break due to photoshopping my face on an Olympian and convincing people I’ve made history back in the 80s…because I know people are too lazy to question shit.

I do find it curious that they call Caitlin Jenner an Olympian, when she did it as Bruce…like she left that Olympian title behind when she became a woman…not that I think about Bruce Jenner or that tired evil media manipulating story that reminds you all that there is no actual god….but it comes up in my feed..unavoidable…the kind of shit making us all fucking miserable….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mom Flips on Gas Station Employee Over JUUL
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Cop Pulls Gun on Compliant Teens
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Ariana Grande is Giving 90 Percent of her Shit Song Money to Dead People
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Farrah Abraham – Hot Stuff
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Big Fucking Titty Flash
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Naked Kardashian…
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Brooklyn Decker Still Exists – This is her Mansion in Austin
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Hailey Baldwin – Bikini Slut
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Clever Cat
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They Say this is the Future of Drinking…
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