Maria Menounos Tits of the Day

2019

Apr

I guess Maria Menounos wants you to remember her now that she’s not on nightly TV…

Unfortunately she’s not doing it by communicating with us through her Greek Vagina (anus) – like she was orchestrating some kind of puppet show…

There was a kid in my elementary school who used to do that on recess…He would call it a “red eyed mooner”…clearly a molested child…you have that in white trash communities..

I feel like Menounos and her greek vagina would do that lost art justice…

I have a dream, and it may not be a very good dream, it may not be a very hard to deliver dream, and it doesn’t even need to be Maria Menounos partaking in my dream, she just reminded me of the dream, since I have 40 ideas this good daily….and that dream is…a Shakespearean play performed by women’s assholes..

That said, here are Menounos tits.