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2019

16

Apr

Lina Lavreniuk is the Hot Instagram Model of the Day

Her name is Lina Lavreniuk…

I don’t know if she’s an actual instagram model or not. I didn’t bother googling her…

It takes too much effort for me to try to figure out the life of a hot young thing who is half naked in a photoshoot…when I can’t even figure out my own life…

It is one of those I am so unemployed, and I have just so much free time on my hands, that I can’t be bothered doing something as basic as Googling a bitch….because if you’ve ever been a lazy fuck with no job….sometimes it takes you 3 or 4 days to shower, wipe your ass, etc…

The less you do the more difficult it is to get anything done….

But I will say…Lina Lavreniuk sounds Russian enough to me to like her….her ass is big enough on her skinny frame…her waist small enough on her skinny frame to make her ass look even bigger….and I like it….and I guess that’s what it is about….staring at naked chicks cuz I like it…and like to remember a time when I got to see naked chicks in person who weren’t sex workers….which is not to say that this Lina Lavreniuk is not a sex worker, I’ve learned that all women are…but without googling her, I can write any story I want to these pics…

Major disappointment is the INSTAGRAM friendly, white scribble of the genitals….

If we can’t see a labia that is exposed…what’s the point of exposing the labia…

Like Jerry McGuire once Said…..SHOW ME THE PINK….SHOW ME THE PINK…..SHOW ME THE PINK…

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