I always get amazed when people pay to be part of an escape room thing. It’s a huge trend in every city, where they pop up on every corner like an Asian Massage Rub and Tug, and people sit around figuring out a puzzle to get out…crazy concept…at least for me…who spends every day of his life in an escape room…..imprisoned like I was Britney Spears and the world doesn’t care to free me…not capable of figuring out the code to escape…because I’m the one who got me here…yes…my escape room…is being married to an obese french Canadian for 20 or more fucking years….I thought she’d die by now…that was my strategy…yet with chronic illness…this shit just drags the fun on…no escape…too lazy and broke for divorce or to just leave….I guess…because that would be too easy…

THAT SAID, has anyone spent a night at a laundromat near the college campus to see the kind of pussy that comes in to wash their clothes…and has anyone ever taken it up a notch and hid in a dryer in hopes one of the hot college pussy felt the need to masturbate while waiting for her laundry like a cam girl trying to push the limits to get more tips…since college girls are fucking perverts and we live in the era of public exhibitionism you know wouldn’t happen if you were there staring?

Maybe I’m the only one who thinks like this…

Maybe…here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

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