HEIDI LUSHTAKU is some Albanian actress doing CANNES right by pulling out her CANS cuz Cannes and CANS jokes have never been made before. I invented it. I patented and trademarked the shit cuz I’ve been blogging like a teen girl since before the fucking internet even EXISTED MAN..

ALl this to say, ALbanians have big tits, based on my research of the three ALbanian popstars polluting american airwaves….and pulling out the tit is always the best way to do a red carpet…if every you have to do a red carpet..and you won’t…pull the titty out pervert fuck.

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