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2019

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The other day I was walking by the local group of crackhead prostitutes, who smell like piss, and aren’t my people or my crew, and who I avoid and look down upon even though they probably make more money than me with their Inuit treaties….BUT I ended up giving an Inuit prostitute my last Gummy candy, because I am 5, diabetic and love candy…and instead of thanking me, she walked off only to suck off some other homeless guy….in front of everyone….and it reminded me that even when I do nice things, I’m not the one getting the toothless blowjobs that may or may not give me some flesh eating bacteria that will rid me of my dick ONCE and for all….not in a tranny way…but in a “I’m the kind of guy who would lose” his dick due to blowjob infection…..

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The Woman who Licks Ice Cream and Puts it Back on Shelf
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