Fitness people like to wear what I consider their dirty underwear to the grocery store after the gym. The last three or four times I’ve been to the store to buy my fat wife her baked goods, I’ve seen girls in slutty crotch hugging shorts, half their fit ass hanging out the back, and sorts bras with their hard nips out in the veggie hot dog section…making me want to ask where they plan on cooking those hot dogs…in a subtle and lame attempt at asking if she plans on fucking said hot dog, since she wears her damn underwear to the damn grocery store…..instead we just made fun of plastic bags and sea turtles – because why disrupt their diet by removing plastics…when we’ve disrupted their diets once before…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning…

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