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2019

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In a case of all girls think you’re sexualizing them, cuz you probably are, some fat girl in spandex shorts walking laps in the park while I followed her changed the course of her walk to be in the opposite direction of me…so that she could stare me down every time she walked towards me and past me…which in a lot of ways worked out better for me, cuz I could stare at her tits and if there’s one ting you should know about fat chicks, it’s that their tits are more interesting than their asses in spandex…so maybe she was just insecure about her ass, and wanted me to stare at her tits, as a fat chick it could go either way, yell at me for sexualizing her on behalf of feminists taking down the patriachy….OR….love being sexualized cuz dudes only do that late night on tinder…

WHO Knows…

School seems to be back on and I can’t help but wonder why we weren’t taught accounting, investing and practical life skills in high school….you know that would better prepare us for life. But instead they prepared us to know high school level math that we all forget a year out of high school because we didn’t need it…or sex ed…as I saw three or four teen girls pushing baby strollers into the local high school….cuz the world is all preverted..

Here are some perv links…

Monster Tits at a Porno Bootcamp
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Idiot VS Chainsaw
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Garrett from Uber is Selling a Crazy fucking House
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Best Bathing Suit Reveal Ever
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SLUT AT TSA Gets Vibrator Busted
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Random Hottie
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Becky from Full House is Hilarious with this QUOTE
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Another Biden OOPS
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Larry King’s Wife is Sad She’s Divorcing the Sea Urchin Looking 1000 year old – Sure she is.
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Some HGTV dudee and his Playmate GF
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Teen Getting Arrested…
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