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2019

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funniest news story that I’ve heard today was about a local enough dude in his 50s, who got arrested, for sending a jerk off video to a 17 year old who posted an ad on Facebook for her baby sitting services…with her email attached…

Unsolicited nudes are entertaining to me. Not to send, but to receive or to hear stories from girls who felt violated by the unsolicited nudes, in a no one asked for this, but dude couldn’t help but send it anyway, like a subway or bus shelter flasher, only with a digital paper trail to get caught..

I feel that the unsolicited nude doesn’t get the LOL comedic content strategy it deserves, far funnier than anY MEME account…especially since the entire society we live in, unless you’re a reclusive on a farm in Vermont like I want to be, is about being forced to suck the FIGURATIVE dick of things we don’t give a fuck about.

Whether it is Katy Perry Music, or all music, celebrities, our bosses BULLSHIT…it is all uninvited…and worse than RAPE….in a world where you can’t say anything is WORSE THAN rape, except RAPE BEFORE MURDER…because the feminists go nutty…in their militant uneducated ways….

BUt the good news is that I am basically invisible and those kinds of people don’t know that this kind of site exists, since it hasn’t been featured on their news sources or whatever…but if they take issue with Dave Chappelle and try to “CANCEL” all things they don’t like….they’d really love it here…

Here are some MORNING links for you MORNONS.

White Trash Meth Head Dancing in Underwear
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Billie Eilish mad at Nylon Germany for Weird Topless Cover
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Crazy Fat Girlfriend of the Day
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Courtney Stodden Claims to be 25 – Is Naked in Bath
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Kirsten Dunst – Awesome Tits
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Alex Trebek Back on Jeoparty
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Overly Excited Dude
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The Coolest Film Studies Professor Ever
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