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2019

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ended up on some random reddit I am not going to link because they don’t link me. I’ve never been on the reddit homepage of the internet. I also think the reddit founder’s a fucking weirdo with a rich black big woman fetish and that weirds me out….but I do end up on random reddits and this one was of normal people, mainly dudes, posting up full body nudes of themselves, in a way of feeling more empowered and confident, or maybe to lure other people to get naked using basic manipulative tactics and it reminded me of all the random normals nude on the internet…whether they are just naked, masturbating, or fucking….they are 98 percent of the time way too normal…low income looking ghetto trash that is 30-40 pounds overweight, possibly looking for some excitement in their life, building a community and finding friends to be naked with without thinking about the randoms like me, who come across it forgetting what NORMALs look like for good fucking reason, because I like my internet experience to be curated and filled with hotness..

Sure, voyeurs like it because it feels real and relatable, but it’s the internet, fuck real…and in this case…the case of nude people fucking on the internet….fantasy is better…. reals is too real…and we get enough of that in real life….the last thing I need is to see my diaper wearing aged neighbor in menopause…who has three grown kids…in cheap lingerie spreading her asshole for her husband and some black dude they found in their local church group to fuck for their secret life….

Amateurs are only good when they are under a certain weight and age and are doing it to go pro….not when they are retired and looking for hobbies…take up knitting, woodworking, anything but showing me your gross hemorrhoid ridden anus as your pussy lips dangle in a meaty fucking mess you fucking asshole…

I feel #MeTooed. Where’s my Barbara Walters (RIP) interview?

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