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2019

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was teen girls taking instagram looking pics in the park. Not cuz of the girls but because 6 or more dads casually watched like they weren’t watching perverts…even though they are perverts…who have wives and kids and still do that shit…

I think they were style or outfit pics because the fatter one changed a solid 7 times and the skinny one 4 times….I liked the bike short crop to look, and it was fun to see how they set up a pose, one leg forward to make the booty pop…they were there for at least 40 minutes…pretty efficient. I could count at least 250 pics were taken in that time…..and I think one of them is dating a guy named Jack who is taking her to an all inclusive over Thanksgiving weekend (which is in two weeks in Canada) and the other one has to work on her assignment for her Humanities class that made them watch the movie Amadeus the first week of school…which she hated….the bigger one’s family has a condo in Florida but her dad is more into skiing so they never get to go visit…but when they do she always hits up South Beach…they love watching TikTok, but haven’t committed to the content strategy yet. Do they want to do funny or sexy, they aren’t sure. They both agree that this one DJ, I couldn’t quite hear his name from my vantage point is awesome, and they are super stoked to go see him again…apparently they know the promoter and have VIP access…they implied they’d suck his dick if they could, but that could have been my imagination because she was in a lacy bikini top at the time…but yeah those 6 dads were so obviously watching them and it was definitely creepy of them. I should have said something…

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