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2019

02

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

What’s everyone mad at today?

Any 16 year old Swedish autistic Swedish girls out there freaking out about the future looking bleak…when any actual grown up realizes that Climate change is the least of our issues, the future is bleak, as is the now, and the last year…whether the climate change thing is a thing or not is irrelevant to our collective sucking at life…

If anything, we should only be reminded of how when we were 16 we thought the world would be our fucking oyster…millionaires by 30, maybe a dreams of tech billionaire ideas you mapped out, or some notes on your version of your own movie franchise….or maybe you were an athlete and you thought you could go pro…or you were popular and had a hot chick…when you’re 16, you’re like “anything is possible”…the real life happens, it shits on us, we deal with real life issues, like bills, and health and mental illness, and alcoholism and all the other shit that is immediate…and the climate…or the impending death of humanity seems like a welcoming feeling, we’ll all die together…and the rich will survive, but we aren’t rich…so bring it…it’s better than the hell wee are living, plus humans are disgusting and need a reset anyway…

What else are you mad at?

Having a job? Not Having a Job? Being a fat fuck who is addicted to sugar and meat, unable to intermitant fast properly, or drink enough celery juice, or whatever the other health craze of Instagram is? No money to travel or live your “best” life…seeing 20 year old idiots on youtube making dumb videos that make them 100 million a year, when you’ve been just as dumb if not dumber for as long as you can remember, you just didn’t monetize?

Maybe you’re mad that all these girls go braless on the streets, but none, not even the fat ones swipe right on you on TINDER…cuz even they aren’t that desperate thanks to empowerment..forcing you to jerk off to old pics of your high school crush…cuz you just can’t move on?

It’s all nonsense sure, and you shouldn’t care sure…but you do…so here are some links to contribute to your shitty life….

Random KNock Out
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Four Skeletons Sitting at a Table Underwater
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Nostalgia Con is a Thing – and it is Ridiculous
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The SHAQ Dis Track
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Man VS Protestors – He Wants HiS Burger
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Robot Doing Parkour To Give You Hope in the Future
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Instagram VS Reality – Scroll the Slideshow – It is Funny
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Prankster Tried to Tackle Justin Timberlake – Little Did He Know – It Made Timberlake Cum – Cuz He’s Queer
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Instant Charcoal
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Guess the color of the Dick that Fucks Fat Fuck Adele
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Naked Celeb of the Day
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Miss BumBUm in Brazil is Pretty Ghetto
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I already Posted This – But Cop Tazing a Dude for Calling him a Pussy
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They Say This Will Kill Cancer – 25% OFF – CODE Step25
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