I spent my night talking to some fat busty girl at the bar. She was real fucking fat, like if this was 20 years ago, I’d be taking her to the hospital after the barstool she was sitting on shattered and penetrated her anus…leading to a stroke cuz fat girls can’t handle the excitement fat.

In this era, fat girls think they are hot, barstools are reinforced, and they even get to wear underwear and leggings and other stylish items in their size…to hold them all together…

Which brings up a very important observation….Were leggings invented for fat people to feel skinnier and comfortable or did fat people just happen because leggings have a lot of give, becoming a breeding ground for overeating, cuz you never have to undo your belt.

Anyway, we chatted about gamers, streaming and youtubers….because she was 20 and that’s what she’s into. Those lames are their “Jennifer Aniston”….but I couldn’t close on the fat girl blowjob in the bathroom..even when I offered her a pizza slice when we were done…

In my era, fat girls never said no, and you didn’t even need to bribe them with greasy carbs…they just went for it. So maybe it was because I told her that I haven’t played a videogame since the original Nintendo…except for Tony Hawk and Resident Evil on the first playstation. Aging me and terrifying her…

Or maybe, fat girls have standards and she didn’t feel the need to lower her standard, or go that freakish, because they are all freaks, by putting my nub of a dick in her mouth in the public bar bathroom…maybe it’s just that fat girls have more confidence now, thanks to Tinder, cuz dudes all try to fuck them every night incessantly, cuz dudes are perverts.

And as it turns out, that is a terrible thing, screwing up the whole social hierarchy of man kind.

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