Bet on Today’s NBA of the Day

2019

Oct

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sports are pretty queer from an objective outsider looking in vantage point, but I will admit that this outsider looking in views everything from a sexual perspective, so my opinion on sports being queer is strictly based on thinking that if a dude is doing anything, or watching anything, it is either for sexual reasons or to make money….to pay for things like a wife you accidentally got for sexual reasons and could never get rid of her….

So as a non-sports dude, seeing muscular and fit men in tights like in the NFL – hump each other in arenas is fucking weird…Other sports, like basketball are still queer to watch but less obviously queer..cuz you get in trouble for touching each other the way you should…but still queer.

Unless you make a business out of it, by betting on the games. It gives you a valid, adult reason to be watching that televised billion dollar industry SMUT….

Which is why I keep telling you to Bet on Sports…make wasting your day watching it count.

Today’s game to bet on is NBA – Some Basketball – Some tall folk running to put a ball through a net with no contact – like some light on their feet ballet dancers – all while millions of dudes who identify as straight watch…

Today in NBA we got:

New Orleans Pelicans (I didn’t know they were a Team) vs Toronto Raptors

The spread is:

NOLA: 227½-10

Toronto: -5½ -10

The Money Line is:

Nola: +186

Toronto: -214

And the overly hyped on Social Media cuz everyone seems to be from LA….

Lakers vs Clippers

The spread is:

Lakers: 227½-10

Clippers: -1 -10

Money Line