I came across a couple of facebook posts made back when you used to be able to make rape jokes. Not that you were ever allowed to make rape jokes, but the people offended by the rape jokes weren’t united or able to shut you the fuck down like they are now…

They weren’t the best rape jokes, which is probably why I am not a viral sensation after 15 years of writing on the internet but they were some “you can’t claim rape if I can’t hear you say no because I am distracted by eating your ass”….which I still agree with because it’s not rape if you’re eating ass….hardly a violation…if anything it is taking a hygiene risk of e.Coli for that person’s pleasure, assuming they are awake…I said something like “I walked by an open window on the hot neighbor’s house and realized it was my window of opportunity, literally”…which was a subtle rape without being rape because I guess it coulda meant I’d go in and do her laundry…which in some cultures may be rape…

So as it turns out, maybe a ban on rape jokes is a good thing, or maybe a ban on me is a good thing, bit NO One cares enough to bother…and that makes it all the more hilarious…like I can say the most offensive things about women and no one even notices because I am that much of a loser….and that is a nice reminder that a life of irrelevance is a good one, a peaceful one in which you’re left alone.

So all these trying to get heard, or seen, or noticed on social media types…don’t understand real freedom is not mattering…

That said

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