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2019

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my day is the hope that the new neighbors don’t get blinds so that I can watch them fuck – they always get blinds cuz they probably see me trying to watch them fuck – but there is that window of hope

The highlight of my weekend was hearing how shit the reboot of Charlie Angels that no one asked for, starring girls no one wants to see, a Lesbian from Twilight…not even women, not even lesbian women want to see that bullshit pandering to women’s rights or feminism because I think Elizabeth Banks has gamed Hollywood too hard and deserves some re-adjustment…

Some morning links…for the morning….assuming this us morning and you’re not still awake from a shitty overnight shift, or from one too many diet pills you took to play your video games / with yourself…like a college kid you pulled an all nighter….

Guy Blows Firecracker in House – Wife Not Happy
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Lingerie Outfit at Some Event…
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Trump Flag Triggers Woman to have Road Rage…
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Screams of a Kidnap Victim
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Nic Cage in LoveCraft Sci-Fi Movie – TRAILER
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Strange Noise Caught on Video – in the WOODS…
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Fed Ex Doing Awesome with a 1500 Camera Lens Delivery
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Fake Deer Scaring Fuck Out of Deer
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Slut Takes on 3 Foot Long Hot Dog
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Old News By Now But I’m Glad This Charlie’s Angel Shit Flopped…
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Alternate Title MORMON HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
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Nut-Fucking-Cases Crossing a Crevice on a Shitty Ladder – Insane
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NFL Fight You’ve Probably Seen
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Jordyn Jones Lookin’ Hot. Holding a Mic Like a Dick
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Rita Ora Weird Face Mask Outfit to Hide her Herpes…
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