It is cold as shit in Canada, so I’ve been looking at pussy in bathing suits to warm me up, even though I look at pussy in bathing suits everyday and it doesn’t actually warm me up, but it makes for a good excuse when my wife walks in on me…you know aspirational pussy in bathing suits that I don’t need to leave my house or get arrested trying to see thanks to the sluttiness of chicks everywhere. Literally EVERYWHERE. Girls love showing off their pussy in bathing suits. It’s almost crazy.

It’s CYBER MONDAY so go out there and FUCK yourself with our CYBER MONDAY partner AUTOBLOW but more on that technology to fuck yourself without the hassle of actual women later…unless you already know you want to fuck yourself in which case GET YOURS NOW

That said, it’s been a weekend of Christmas Movies for me…the cheesier the better because I fucking love Christmas…even on WORLD AIDS DAY (yesterday), the natural precurser to CYBER MONDAY…and more reason to get A DICK SUCKING MACHINE

Yes…I am a whore..and want to buy myself nice shit…and not even real nice shit..just hookers that aren’t in a herpes outbreak….so maybe this HOLIDAY season should be about gifting your favorite blogger since you feel sorry for him because he’s a blogger…

It’s like every time I run into someone from 20 years ago who know I run a blog, no matter how unsuccessful they’ve been in the last 20 years, or how successful they’ve been in the last 20 years they say “do you still do that silly site drunk cousin or whatever it is called”…then they laugh and say something underhanded like “I can’t believe you started that but I really can’t believe you’re still doing it”…then they laugh…

Not that I care what people think, I’m just trying to outline how pathetic I am, and how pathetic people think I am…and my need for your CHARITABLE donations this Christmas season because what better time to mooch off people than on Christmas…you know tap into their empathy and emotions and get them to reflect on their lives and the whole spirit of giving…so that I can be RECIEVING….

Expect my PAYPAL DONATION button to appear on this site soon….because it is FUCKING CHRISTMAS SEASON OFFICIAL….decorate your tree, bake some cookies, take in at least one homeless person, or runaway in need of a meal and shower and make it about YOU winning for once in your damn life…or at least taking what people are giving…MOOCH FUCKS UNITE…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

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