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2019

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hope you crashed as many company Christmas parties as you could this season because I have a feeling the bulk of them are already over and now you’re forced to celebrate the rest of the holidays alone….no more Christmas Cheer for you because you’re not likeable and the only parties you are invited to are planned by your employer….and the only gifts you get are from a Secret Santa exchange. Loser.

I hope you pulled some GRINCH tactics and casually walked into as many offices as possible to steal the shitty under 20 dollar gifts under the tree….YOU need the large sized TOBLERONES….you know for the rest of the holidays you’re spending alone…but that you were smart enough to wear a holiday themed costume….that may get you viral on the internet while remaining anonymous…

I hope you didn’t buy the Disney+ app to watch the overhyped Anna Kendrick movie despite hating everything Anna Kendrick has ever done, but the three reviews you read hyping it up compelled you..

Tis the season..

Here are some stepLINKS….

I want all these Walmart Shirts Mailed to Me to Re-Sell on Ebay
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Shark Bite of the Day
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Navy Blue Angels POV
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Slutty Streamer – ANimal Abuser
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This Dead Rapper Juice World is a Fucking Idiot….
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Photocopying Water..
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Killer’s Soul Leaves His Body when he Gets Death Sentence…..
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McGregor vs Donald the Cowboy Trailer
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The Death of Ghostbusters Part 2
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Wonder Woman 1984 Features a Butt PLug…
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Throwback Jenna Marbles Vagina Flash
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Billie Eilish Hates Jimmy Kimmel for Making Fun of her Lack of 80s Knowledge
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ALWAYS lock your doors
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How a Nerdy Sci/Fi Kid Got Jude Law into his Short Film…
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