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2019

18

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for Lingerie of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute must be very fucking old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, maybe as long as I’ve been running the site, which feels like forever, because it has been forever, and because nothing has really come from it, so I just sit here updating shit no one cares about, writing words no one cares about, that google doesn’t appreciate because I am not an indian coder who knows how to hack the google algorithm with properly written for google articles, and really I could be replaced with a script or a BOT and no one would know….it’d be like “INSERT CELEB NAME” is a whore, just look at her be a “whore”….doing “whore things” like a “whore”. This shoot is for “who the fuck cares”….look at her tits, if you can’t see tit, look at her ass, if you can’t see ass…write to the site admin as there has been a glitch in the auto-updater we paid 200 dollars to build so that the site admin can spend more time on his couch doing nothing…..

THAT SAID, like all women, they aren’t giving up, they keep bringing it, and it’s appropriate for this shoot, since it is a Victoria’s Secret collab with a hipster brand, just struggling to be relevant as they are dying off….while Edita is literally dying off…she must be at senior discount age by now…

FUN that grannys can still get half naked…

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