People share too much information on social media and not just influencers or models you all jerk off to thanks to singing up to their monthly subscription platform of choice, EVERYONE….but for some some reason, no one is sharing the kind of information I want to know….like I see the Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Memes, and I see women complaining about their periods or digestion or IBS….and I see people crying about relationships or their mental health struggles or their sexual assualts…but I don’t see anyone…namely Jennifer Aniston telling us about how she used to have Brad finish in her ass because she didn’t want to get knocked up and ruin her career…while he was a wholesome Christian from the Ozarks who needed to breed and adopt Ethiopians like the rest of his family….

What I am trying to say is with all these Jen Aniston memes, does anyone know if she likes anal?

Same goes for Meryl Streep, I watched an old Meryl Streep movie the other day and thought “she for sure has had a lot of anal sex”….

I guess what I am saying is that with this whole too much information being shared, none of the right information is being shared, I get that Paltrow TRIES to be compelling with her oversharing but all we get is visions of her sniffing her vagina scented candle while fucking herself with her branded vibrator as her husband Brad gets violated by his partner Ryan Murphy – it’s their thing….but I’m not interested in any of that.

I think what Instagram needs to implement is badges like the “Verified” checkmark which reminds me of WWII arm bands, but for some reason no one else sees that…..with badges about whether theses celebs are anal loving whores or not. My assumption is that they are but I prefer FACTS.

Here is a video of that GIF – featuring some reddit tits…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning

Posted in:stepLINKS